Airing of Grievances and Festivus Miracles
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My favorite television show of all time was Seinfeld.
That means my favorite fictional holiday is Festivus.
As the story goes, Frank Costanza and another gentleman were grabbing for the last doll on the shelf. Frank began raining…
This, That, and the Other Thing
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With the end of the nail biting Army-Navy game, the college football regular season came to an end. Saturday night the Heisman was awarded and no doubt Sherrone Moore texted another OnlyFans model. Thanks to Moore’s stupidity, the coaching carousel…
Sorry, not sorry
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I could save some time and just re-post last week’s column. But, hey, I’ve got some time to kill so what the heck. Let me try this again. College football is broken. This weekend we were shown more examples of just that, a broken system.
I will…
What a mess
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Well, well, well.
Remember when I said these giant conferences would be bad for college football?
Remember when I said moving signing day to December was foolish?
Remember when I said players wanted the same ability to jump ship that…
Two Cent Turkeys: 2025 Edition
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Traditions seem to pop up this time of year like helpings of stuffing on my Thanksgiving dinner plate. Family arguments, eating too much, long naps, bad jokes during the Macy’s Parade, and Terry Bradshaw being inappropriate.
All of those take a…
It should have been Rudolph’s shiny new year
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It probably doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but Mason Rudolph should be the starting quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He should have been the starter since the day the Steelers re-signed Rudolph last spring.
I say it doesn’…
Who’s on First?
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The college football playoff committee released their first set of rankings last week. The next rankings come out tonight. Here’s the problem. It is a committee full of suit wearing idiots who have no set criteria for ranking teams. If this wasn…
Tip Off
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Five months from today the basketball will be tossed to tip off the Final Four in Indianapolis. That means we have five long months to figure out who is not just tournament worthy but who is Final Four worthy.
Every year is always brand new.…
It’s Go Time
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Saturday is November 1.
November 1 marks the start of the last month of college football.
The stretch run will make some and break some. It can be the difference between a playoff berth and a trip to the Alamo Bowl. It can be the…
Here we go….again
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Steelers fans can often be heard chanting, “Here we go”.
They should add a word to that chant these days. Again.
Here we go again.
A defense worth more than some small countries’ GDP just allowed a statue-like 40 year old quarterback…
