If Tim were baseball commissioner position players would not be allowed to pitch. It is embarrassing to the game. Thus, Derek Shelton would lose one of his grand strategies. Tim has Shelton out as Pirates manager then lays out a roster of minor leaguers for the Pirates as reason GM Ben Cherington has to go, too. Scottie Scheffler had a phenomenal PGA season, but Tim’s Time Machine shows it still doesn’t stack up to Tiger Woods circa 2000. Plus the random “off topic topic” has Tim commiserating with other DirecTV subscribers dealing with no ESPN stations.